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Aoquesth
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:20 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:35 pm Posts: 968 Location: Kingdom of Keepers
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LOL
_________________ I'm a Christian Superwhoavengelockian Slytherin Jedi Fire-Eating Dragon Rider, who travels with The Doctor in his TARDIS from district 1, I love a 108 year old Vampire named Edward from a Port-O-Door & film it!http://directors-eyes.blogspot.com/
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memorymogul
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:26 pm |
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Joined: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:15 pm Posts: 340 Location: USA
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Now the sun is in my eyes So I try to hide...
I hid behind the old guy Walking down the street Till he turned around And waved his cane at me
I hid in the dumbster Which seemed safe to me Untill the garbage man Dumb junk on me
I hid in the pile of leaves All red, yellow, and green Till this little girl Jumped on me
I hid behind Miss Harton's hat As big as a rat But the sun hit me and I fell And her hat took a spill
I hid in a store called Glasses Galore A man turned to me and said Wow wee you need the sunglasses version 3
So now I don' t hide Behind random guys In things or behind Now I wear my sunglasses The version 3 Wow wee
_________________ DREAM BECAUSE YOU CAN...go beyond your limits...WRITE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF....be the best person you can be...BE YOURSELF...love your world and yourself... VISIT PORT-O-DOOR.COM!!!! *MeMoRyMoGuL*
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Aoquesth
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:28 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:35 pm Posts: 968 Location: Kingdom of Keepers
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lol I can write but I'm nooo poet!
_________________ I'm a Christian Superwhoavengelockian Slytherin Jedi Fire-Eating Dragon Rider, who travels with The Doctor in his TARDIS from district 1, I love a 108 year old Vampire named Edward from a Port-O-Door & film it!http://directors-eyes.blogspot.com/
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Kaza Kingsley
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:50 pm |
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Aoquesth
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:58 pm |
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Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:35 pm Posts: 968 Location: Kingdom of Keepers
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I'm the 2nd of 3 and my older sister is in collage so I am allowed to do a little but not to much
my sister who's 18 me, I'm 14 and my little brother who is 10
and all of our birth days are March, February, and March soo
_________________ I'm a Christian Superwhoavengelockian Slytherin Jedi Fire-Eating Dragon Rider, who travels with The Doctor in his TARDIS from district 1, I love a 108 year old Vampire named Edward from a Port-O-Door & film it!http://directors-eyes.blogspot.com/
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artery
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:16 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:57 pm Posts: 843 Location: A Port-O-Door near you!
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Lucky, in my family it's not like that as much. I'm the second of four, so I get most of the bad things of being older, but very little good things about being the oldest. It seems like I don't get any responsibility like my older sister but it seems like my little siblings can get away with anything.
_________________ The ArteryPlease visit the Erec Rex fansite! (still in development) http://www.portodoor.com
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Aoquesth
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:22 am |
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lol yeah but in my family we are all treated alike so 
_________________ I'm a Christian Superwhoavengelockian Slytherin Jedi Fire-Eating Dragon Rider, who travels with The Doctor in his TARDIS from district 1, I love a 108 year old Vampire named Edward from a Port-O-Door & film it!http://directors-eyes.blogspot.com/
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memorymogul
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:20 am |
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is being a middle child fun... im the oldest
_________________ DREAM BECAUSE YOU CAN...go beyond your limits...WRITE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF....be the best person you can be...BE YOURSELF...love your world and yourself... VISIT PORT-O-DOOR.COM!!!! *MeMoRyMoGuL*
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Aoquesth
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:24 am |
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lol wow me too my friend and I have this whole Middle Children thing lol the handshake is simple lol
_________________ I'm a Christian Superwhoavengelockian Slytherin Jedi Fire-Eating Dragon Rider, who travels with The Doctor in his TARDIS from district 1, I love a 108 year old Vampire named Edward from a Port-O-Door & film it!http://directors-eyes.blogspot.com/
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memorymogul
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:38 pm |
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lol yeah i actually do have four younger brothers
_________________ DREAM BECAUSE YOU CAN...go beyond your limits...WRITE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF....be the best person you can be...BE YOURSELF...love your world and yourself... VISIT PORT-O-DOOR.COM!!!! *MeMoRyMoGuL*
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artery
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:46 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:57 pm Posts: 843 Location: A Port-O-Door near you!
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That makes me glad I'm a middle child.
_________________ The ArteryPlease visit the Erec Rex fansite! (still in development) http://www.portodoor.com
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memorymogul
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:31 pm |
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nice.... now let's see here...
I'm sitting in a battle Against evil vs. evil I had nothing to do with it I didn't do anything!
Now this battle Lasts forever Them yelling And singing...
Who could Be bored In a battle? Me, the sister...
Four brothers Who don't Bother To think about Who's stuck in the middle of This seize
They hit me with a Bouncy ball They drew on me With a crayon
Wo is me The oldest sister The only sister Lost in a seizge
They drew on a mustach they painted my hair orange They through out all my pictures of me on my board
Finally i stood up "STOP" i shouted They paused eggs in the air...
Splat it landed in my hair, I screamed They ran for their lifes. Now it's good vs. evil and all is right...
_________________ DREAM BECAUSE YOU CAN...go beyond your limits...WRITE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF....be the best person you can be...BE YOURSELF...love your world and yourself... VISIT PORT-O-DOOR.COM!!!! *MeMoRyMoGuL*
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:46 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:57 pm Posts: 843 Location: A Port-O-Door near you!
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Here's another one. I wrote this one during one of those long, long days at school. I had something really exciting going on that night, and the day seemed to drag on and on.
I could be sailing straight across The seven deep blue seas I could be learning how to tame Some angry killer bees
I could be eating house specials At cafes in Norway I could be swimming with the fish Deep in Hudson Bay
I could be hiking deep inside The Yellowstone Park I could be meeting royalty And eating some roast shark
I could be doing anything Slightly awesome or cool Instead I'm stuck in this boring Mind-numbing school
_________________ The ArteryPlease visit the Erec Rex fansite! (still in development) http://www.portodoor.com
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memorymogul
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:29 pm |
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u and squirrls.... my weirdest dream was one i had last night i won't even talk about it
_________________ DREAM BECAUSE YOU CAN...go beyond your limits...WRITE TO EXPRESS YOURSELF....be the best person you can be...BE YOURSELF...love your world and yourself... VISIT PORT-O-DOOR.COM!!!! *MeMoRyMoGuL*
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Post subject: Re: Funny Poems Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:08 pm |
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Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:57 pm Posts: 843 Location: A Port-O-Door near you!
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I've never had a dream quite that weird, except maybe that one with the squirrel wearing the santa hat...
_________________ The ArteryPlease visit the Erec Rex fansite! (still in development) http://www.portodoor.com
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