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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe)  Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:04 pm |
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my stupidity jokewise is endless. i read readers digest, and man have they some idiotic ones!
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:37 pm |
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Lol I love that one
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:44 pm |
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i got some stupid ones... i got them all sorts of places like RD. and i have a revers on the 7,8,9 joke: why was 6 afraid of 9? 9,8,7  _________________ Come to Starry PawPrints for a Pre-Release Party for Relient K's Forget and Not Slow Down!!!!
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:23 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 9:08 pm |
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lol
My friend sent me this in a e-mail once...it's not that funny though
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit.
When she got to the ice, she found a quiet little area, placed her padded stool and carefully laid out her tools.
Just as she was about to make her first cut into the ice, a booming voice from the sky bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Startled, the blonde grabbed up all her belongings, moved further along the ice, poured some hot chocolate from her thermos, and started to cut a new hole.
Again the voice from above bellowed, "There are no fish under the ice!!"
Amazed, the blonde was not quite sure what to do as this certainly was not covered in any of her books. She packed up her gear and moved to the far side of the ice. Once there, she stopped for a few moments to regain her calm. Then she was extremely careful to set everything up perfectly--tools in the right place, chair positioned just so. Just as she was about to cut this new hole, the voice came again.
"There are no fish under the ice!!"
Petrified, the blonde looked skyward and asked, "Is that You, Lord?"
The voice boomed back, "NO THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:41 pm |
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memorymogul wrote: I found this and thought it was pretty funny...
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.
Shortly, he received this reply,
"For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the Money!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It's the best I could do from here." HAHAHA! That's funny!
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:57 pm |
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How about this....
There we're sisters A Blonde and A Brunet. They decided that they we're going to buy A bull!
And so they put there money together and they had $501. So the brunet went off to go get A bull and the blonde stayed home.. The blonde told the brunet to fax her when she bought the bull so she could help get it back
After A long time the brunet had looked and looked! But right when she was about to give up she saw this sign that read YOUNG BULL FOR $500 so she went inside and she agreed. But after she bought the bull she realized that she only had $1 left. So she thought to her self and she remembered that she pasted A fax Place on the way here. So she walk back and saw it and went inside and the sign read ONE WORD FOR ONE DOLLAR.. So she went to the counter and told the guy to fax the word comfortable. And the guy asked cluess why are you faxing comfortable. She replied My sister reads slow.
For everybody that didn't get this joke.
COMFORTABLE CUM 4 DUH BULL
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:30 pm |
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ROTFL
Sounds like some thing Jake would say to Rose lol ROTFL
(it's a Twilight thing you wouldn't understand)
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:03 pm |
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Here's kind of A dum joke...
Two blonde's we're heading too disneyland.
and they saw A sign that said
DisneyLand Left! So they turned around and went home.....
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:23 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:20 pm |
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How about this! this the first blonde joke... So i've been told.
One day there was An irish man at his construction job and took A break for lunch that day...
he went to A good sitting spot with his friends A latino man and A blonde white man as they all sat down and they opened there lunch boxes that there wives made them that morning. And When the irish man opened his box he saw cabbage an corn beef! And said if I have cabbage and corn beef again I will jump off this building! And so The latino man opened his lunch box and saw A chicken and beef enchilada and said if I have one more enchilada I will jump off this building with you my friend! And so the blonde opened his lunch box and saw A baloney sandwhich and said if I eat another baloney sandwhich i'm going jump with you guys!
And so the next day they sat in the same spot for lunch that day and the irish man opened his lunch box and saw cabbage and corn beef. so he walked up to the highest part of the building and jumped to his death... And so the latino man opened his lunch box and saw one more chicken and beef enchilada. And so he too walked up to the highest part of the building and jumped to his death... And so the blonde white man opened his lunch box and saw A baloney sandwhich so he to walked up to the highest part of the building and jumped to his death...
A few weeks later they had A funeral together and the irish man's wife was weeping and said if he told me to make something esle maybe he would be here right now. and so the latino man's wife said as she weeped if he only let me that he didn't want enchiladas he wouldn't have died. And they looked at the blonde's wife as she didn't weep? They went to her and said why aren't you sad your husband died because you made him to many baloney sandwhiches for lunch? Well she said Iam sad..............But he made his own lunch.
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 4:32 pm |
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Ha ha ha  Funny
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:39 pm |
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Rotfl lol
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:35 pm |
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Saw this today, had to share it.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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Post subject: Re: Funnies (maybe) Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:06 pm |
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hahahahahahaha *(rotfl)* LOLZ
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