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Author: | memorymogul [ Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Funny Poems |
lol nice quick thinking... -There once was a girl on a board Down the snowy hill she soared. She suddenly hit a sign; And fell into a line. Tomorrow she will be very sore. -One moring... I woke to a surprise I was outside, In my rock star pajamas And my fuzzy slippers, That were bannannas Now, I don't know how this happened I don't know why it happened I looked around the yard I was all alone Except for... The race car driver The mountain climbers My dog dressed as a cat And a cat dressed as my dog My brothers in elf outfits My parents giving out Pockets... My teachers were there Just giving me the stare Friends dancing up a storm Candle sticks as the trees? Swarming around them were bees This must of been a dream Suddenly there was a crash And just like that... I was sitting on the floor My classmates laughing Up a storm, My teacher yelled at me "How was your dream?" My face turned red I wanted to go back to bed... What a crazy dream |
Author: | artery [ Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:16 pm ] |
Post subject: | Funny Poems |
If anyone wrote poems that are even slightly funny or humorous, please post them below. Here's one of mine- I met a few gorillas On my way home from school I went over to observe Just 'cause they looked cool But then they attacked And I ran away But they ran faster Yesterday I needed a distraction I needed one fast So I threw my backpack at them So that day wouldn't be my last Perhaps you wonder Why I've said all this Was it, perhaps, Just for bliss No the reason I have All this to say Is why my homework isn't here At school today Once, I forgot to do my English homework, so I handed this in. My teacher actually let it pass because of my creativity! That was in 5th grade, though. |
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