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Author: | Aoquesth [ Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:20 pm ] |
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[size=200][b]LOL[/b][/size] |
Author: | memorymogul [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:26 pm ] |
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Now the sun is in my eyes So I try to hide... I hid behind the old guy Walking down the street Till he turned around And waved his cane at me I hid in the dumbster Which seemed safe to me Untill the garbage man Dumb junk on me I hid in the pile of leaves All red, yellow, and green Till this little girl Jumped on me I hid behind Miss Harton's hat As big as a rat But the sun hit me and I fell And her hat took a spill I hid in a store called Glasses Galore A man turned to me and said Wow wee you need the sunglasses version 3 So now I don' t hide Behind random guys In things or behind Now I wear my sunglasses The version 3 Wow wee |
Author: | Aoquesth [ Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:28 pm ] |
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lol I can write but I'm nooo poet! |
Author: | Kaza Kingsley [ Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:50 pm ] |
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Great poems!!! |
Author: | Aoquesth [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:58 pm ] |
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I'm the 2nd of 3 and my older sister is in collage so I am allowed to do a little but not to much my sister who's 18 me, I'm 14 and my little brother who is 10 and all of our birth days are March, February, and March soo |
Author: | artery [ Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:16 pm ] |
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Lucky, in my family it's not like that as much. I'm the second of four, so I get most of the bad things of being older, but very little good things about being the oldest. It seems like I don't get any responsibility like my older sister but it seems like my little siblings can get away with anything. |
Author: | Aoquesth [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 2:22 am ] |
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lol yeah but in my family we are all treated alike so |
Author: | memorymogul [ Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:20 am ] |
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is being a middle child fun... im the oldest |
Author: | Aoquesth [ Mon Dec 29, 2008 1:24 am ] |
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lol wow me too my friend and I have this whole Middle Children thing lol the handshake is simple lol |
Author: | memorymogul [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:38 pm ] |
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lol yeah i actually do have four younger brothers |
Author: | artery [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:46 pm ] |
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That makes me glad I'm a middle child. |
Author: | memorymogul [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:31 pm ] |
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nice.... now let's see here... I'm sitting in a battle Against evil vs. evil I had nothing to do with it I didn't do anything! Now this battle Lasts forever Them yelling And singing... Who could Be bored In a battle? Me, the sister... Four brothers Who don't Bother To think about Who's stuck in the middle of This seize They hit me with a Bouncy ball They drew on me With a crayon Wo is me The oldest sister The only sister Lost in a seizge They drew on a mustach they painted my hair orange They through out all my pictures of me on my board Finally i stood up "STOP" i shouted They paused eggs in the air... Splat it landed in my hair, I screamed They ran for their lifes. Now it's good vs. evil and all is right... |
Author: | artery [ Sun Dec 28, 2008 8:46 pm ] |
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Here's another one. I wrote this one during one of those long, long days at school. I had something really exciting going on that night, and the day seemed to drag on and on. I could be sailing straight across The seven deep blue seas I could be learning how to tame Some angry killer bees I could be eating house specials At cafes in Norway I could be swimming with the fish Deep in Hudson Bay I could be hiking deep inside The Yellowstone Park I could be meeting royalty And eating some roast shark I could be doing anything Slightly awesome or cool Instead I'm stuck in this boring Mind-numbing school |
Author: | memorymogul [ Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:29 pm ] |
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u and squirrls.... my weirdest dream was one i had last night i won't even talk about it |
Author: | artery [ Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:08 pm ] |
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I've never had a dream quite that weird, except maybe that one with the squirrel wearing the santa hat... |
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