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 Post Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 8:34 pm 
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lol nice quick thinking...

-There once was a girl on a board
Down the snowy hill she soared.
She suddenly hit a sign;
And fell into a line.
Tomorrow she will be very sore.

-One moring...
I woke to a surprise
I was outside,

In my rock star pajamas
And my fuzzy slippers,
That were bannannas

Now,
I don't know how this happened
I don't know why it happened
I looked around the yard
I was all alone
Except for...

The race car driver
The mountain climbers
My dog dressed as a cat
And a cat dressed as my dog
My brothers in elf outfits
My parents giving out
Pockets...

My teachers were there
Just giving me the stare
Friends dancing up a storm
Candle sticks as the trees?
Swarming around them were bees

This must of been a dream
Suddenly there was a crash
And just like that...

I was sitting on the floor
My classmates laughing
Up a storm,
My teacher yelled at me
"How was your dream?"

My face turned red
I wanted to go back to bed...
What a crazy dream

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 Post subject: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:16 pm 
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If anyone wrote poems that are even slightly funny or humorous, please post them below. Here's one of mine-

I met a few gorillas
On my way home from school
I went over to observe
Just 'cause they looked cool

But then they attacked
And I ran away
But they ran faster
Yesterday

I needed a distraction
I needed one fast
So I threw my backpack at them
So that day wouldn't be my last

Perhaps you wonder
Why I've said all this
Was it, perhaps,
Just for bliss

No the reason I have
All this to say
Is why my homework isn't here
At school today

Once, I forgot to do my English homework, so I handed this in. My teacher actually let it pass because of my creativity! That was in 5th grade, though.

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