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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:20 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:26 pm 
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Now the sun is in my eyes
So I try to hide...

I hid behind the old guy
Walking down the street
Till he turned around
And waved his cane at me

I hid in the dumbster
Which seemed safe to me
Untill the garbage man
Dumb junk on me

I hid in the pile of leaves
All red, yellow, and green
Till this little girl
Jumped on me

I hid behind Miss Harton's hat
As big as a rat
But the sun hit me and I fell
And her hat took a spill

I hid in a store called
Glasses Galore
A man turned to me and said
Wow wee you need the sunglasses version 3

So now I don' t hide
Behind random guys
In things or behind
Now I wear my sunglasses
The version 3
Wow wee

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:28 pm 
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lol I can write but I'm nooo poet!

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Thu Jan 01, 2009 8:50 pm 
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Great poems!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:58 pm 
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I'm the 2nd of 3 and my older sister is in collage so I am allowed to do a little but not to much

my sister who's 18
me, I'm 14
and my little brother who is 10

and all of our birth days are March, February, and March soo

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:16 pm 
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Lucky, in my family it's not like that as much. I'm the second of four, so I get most of the bad things of being older, but very little good things about being the oldest. It seems like I don't get any responsibility like my older sister but it seems like my little siblings can get away with anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
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lol yeah

but in my family we are all treated alike so :D :mrgreen: :D

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
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is being a middle child fun... im the oldest

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
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lol wow me too my friend and I have this whole Middle Children thing lol the handshake is simple lol

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
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lol yeah i actually do have four younger brothers

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
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That makes me glad I'm a middle child.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 9:31 pm 
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nice....
now let's see here...

I'm sitting in a battle
Against evil vs. evil
I had nothing to do
with it
I didn't do anything!

Now this battle
Lasts forever
Them yelling
And singing...

Who could
Be bored
In a battle?
Me, the sister...

Four brothers
Who don't
Bother
To think about
Who's stuck in
the middle of
This seize

They hit me with a
Bouncy ball
They drew on me
With a crayon

Wo is me
The oldest sister
The only sister
Lost in a seizge

They drew on a mustach
they painted my hair
orange
They through out all
my pictures of me on my
board

Finally i stood up
"STOP" i shouted
They paused eggs in
the air...

Splat it landed in my hair,
I screamed
They ran for their lifes.
Now it's good vs. evil
and all is right...

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Here's another one. I wrote this one during one of those long, long days at school. I had something really exciting going on that night, and the day seemed to drag on and on.

I could be sailing straight across
The seven deep blue seas
I could be learning how to tame
Some angry killer bees

I could be eating house specials
At cafes in Norway
I could be swimming with the fish
Deep in Hudson Bay

I could be hiking deep inside
The Yellowstone Park
I could be meeting royalty
And eating some roast shark

I could be doing anything
Slightly awesome or cool
Instead I'm stuck in this boring
Mind-numbing school

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Poems
 Post Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:29 pm 
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u and squirrls....
my weirdest dream was one i had last night i won't even talk about it

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I've never had a dream quite that weird, except maybe that one with the squirrel wearing the santa hat...

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